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Fake AP Stylebook FakeAPStylebookMar 11, 2010, 8:00 amdouble truck - A big-ass picture of two sweet semis! HONK HONK
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262Fake AP Stylebook FakeAPStylebookMar 10, 2010, 5:00 pmColons denote the consequence of a statement. For example "I ate twelve tacos last night: I bought new underwear this morning."
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7Fake AP Stylebook FakeAPStylebookMar 10, 2010, 2:00 pmHollywood - Instead of Los Angeles when used in stories about the film industry or a character in Mannequin and Mannequin 2: On the Move.
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198Fake AP Stylebook FakeAPStylebookMar 10, 2010, 11:00 amYes, "defenestrate" is an excellent word, but only use it in birth announcements and obituaries if it's accurate.
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2389Fake AP Stylebook FakeAPStylebookJan 21, 2010, 8:00 amAvoid corporate buzzwords such as "paradigm" and "synergy." Simply use "bullshit."
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1714Fake AP Stylebook FakeAPStylebookFeb 1, 2010, 7:00 amUse "gay" or "lesbian" to refer to people, "alternative lifestyle" to refer to Trekkies and Twilight fans.
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1532Fake AP Stylebook FakeAPStylebookMar 5, 2010, 5:00 pmWhen a public figure denounces homosexuality, prepare accordingly for said public figure's eventual outing.
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1473Fake AP Stylebook FakeAPStylebookJan 7, 2010, 5:03 pmWhen it is raining put a circumflex above all vowels to prêvênt thêm frôm gêttîng wêt.
