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Fake AP Stylebook FakeAPStylebookMar 9, 2010, 5:00 pmRemember: "its" means "it is" and "it's" is the possessive form of "it."
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812Fake AP Stylebook FakeAPStylebookMar 9, 2010, 2:00 pmIn radio parlance, "wilco" means "will comply" and "roger" means a jolly good buggering.
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193Fake AP Stylebook FakeAPStylebookMar 9, 2010, 11:00 amChthulu - Ahhhhhhhhh! Noooooooo! AHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
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1534Fake AP Stylebook FakeAPStylebookMar 9, 2010, 8:00 amRevenue from personals ads lost to Craigslist can be recouped by just going ahead and creating a "hookers" category.
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606Fake AP Stylebook FakeAPStylebookMar 8, 2010, 2:00 pmWhen referencing "Johnson & Johnson," be sure to note that the second "Johnson" refers to the first's junk.
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537Fake AP Stylebook FakeAPStylebookMar 8, 2010, 11:00 amEmphasize the most important sentences in your story by ending them with "SON." "The County Commission voted 7-2 to pass its budget, SON."
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38Fake AP Stylebook FakeAPStylebookMar 8, 2010, 8:00 amThe "Italian Hyphen A" should only be used in quotes from actual plumbers or occasionally in relevant headlines ("IT'S-A REGICIDE!")
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15269Fake AP Stylebook FakeAPStylebookMar 5, 2010, 5:00 pmWhen a public figure denounces homosexuality, prepare accordingly for said public figure's eventual outing.
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9710Fake AP Stylebook FakeAPStylebookMar 5, 2010, 2:00 pmAlthough often mistyped as "low and behold", the actual phrase is "lo and behowld."
